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There once was a Prez of the juke
A skunk with the moves of a kook
Armed with Trump anal spray
He spread guile and foul play
With the stink of an ignoble fluke

There once was an uncouth commander
A foul frothing Prez full of dander
Pinching tweets in his storm
He made trash talk the norm
And bowed to the credence of slander

There once was a Prez with a base
Of cliquishly warped anal cakes
Missing unctuous clues
In his serpentine ruse
They cheered with poop stains on their face

There once was a Prez high on speed
A crank-snorting war hawk indeed
The pep pills he crushed
Ground the country to dust
And haltered his Spanish fly greed

There once was a Prez of distortion
A cad of humongous proportion
Such fabulist spin
Of mendacious sin
Gave life to his bungled abortion

There once were some two-party duels
A joust held by partisan fools
Running first as an ass
Then a tusker third-class
Trump fisted his thick Dumbo tools

There once was a Prez dropping bricks
On hornswoggled meatmouths for kicks
To hustle their votes
He played them like dolts
In rat packs of GOP pricks

There once was a Prez prone to prattle
Raising Cain with a ruffianly rattle
How his firebrands bawled
As he quarreled and crawled
Like a cannibal festered in battle