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There once was a Prez sitting pretty
His ass-eating grin sharply shitty
Fixed by favors he bought
The two terms that he sought
Set the stage for a king without pity

There once was a Prez looking savage
With eyes dark as dolls he had ravaged
In his weak little mind
He played Jekyll and Hyde
As commander-in-chief of the damaged

There once was a Prez who got schooled
By judges who checked how he ruled
Lacking kangaroo courts
In his carte blanche of torts
Fragmented the Reich he had tooled

There once was a Prez of raw schism
Who drenched his opponents in jism
As a phat jizzle brat
Soaking avant-garde rat
His money shots splat nihilism

There once was a Prez oddly thumbing
His nose at sound rules unbecoming
Making law look insane
He chased total free rein
In orbs where big dogs did the slumming

There once was a Prez highly tainted
For average-Joe acts falsely painted
As a stick in the mud
Slinging silver-spoon crud
He bun-surfed his foes till they fainted

There once was a Prez like a rug rat
A spit-fisted whiner in combat
Back in baby boss school
He had learned but two rules
Cheat well and dispose of the doormats

There once was a Prez full of crock
A mad mangling clown who could talk
As the real Pennywise
Grinning wide in disguise
He outlined his crime scenes in chalk