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There once was a POTUS poltroon
A dastardly gutless buffoon
In his white-livered bunker
The old fraidy-cat hunkered
As yellow as cheese on the moon

There once was a Prez bunker boy
A chicken heart born to destroy
Transfixed on predation
He fazed his own nation
With orders to seek and destroy

There once was a Prez propping bibles
Whence turning a photo op tribal
But before the bulbs flashed
He cast forth some tear gas
To fire up his flipped out disciples

There once was a Prez most audacious
So barefaced and bluntly fallacious
Like a madcap King Lear
He sicced guards in full gear
On protesters branded ungracious

There once was a Prez of disorder
A loaded and lawless trench mortar
He shattered the land
Bad blood on his hands
And showed even friendlies no quarter

There once was a POTUS fiasco
A deadly debacle de facto
With his ass in a sling
He put sloth in full swing
Frying fish in a bloody barbasco

There once was a Prez for the ages
Who rattled the Mastodon cages
For his last tour de force
As a beaten dead horse
He spearheaded statehouse rampages

There once was a POTUS of scathing
A land he could not see worth saving
His gift for corrosion
Propelled prime erosion
In heaves of divisible hating