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There once was a Prez who got booed
By hardball fans not in the mood
The point of their jeers
Jabbing deaf slimeball ears
Clocked the pitch of a nation unglued

There once was a Prez of impeachment
Fending blowback for what-a-dick treatment
Such a fine FUBAR mess
For a creep who cared less
In his war of home-grown disagreement

There once was a Prez who got kicked
By head counts of taxpayers he dicked
When he whiffed on two terms
All the GOP worms
Wiggled out of the ass they had licked

There once was a POTUS bad speller
Whose chitter became a bestseller
As a writer he flopped
But his words never stopped
Droning on like a puerile propeller

There once was a Prez out of gas
A clunker with lead in his ass
Flagging checkered disgrace
He revved up for the race
But the junk in his trunk made him crash

There once was a Prez beyond reach
A king who could not be impeached
The clout in his name
Sired from trite TV fame
Sucked the air out of oaths he had breached

There once was a Prez of the blurt
A dunce who dug up his own dirt
The mass of his trap
And bulk of his crap
Made it hard for his ass not to squirt

There once was a Prez of the hoax
Who fooled some real chicken-shit folks
His nose for deflection
Commoved his erection
For bums only bullshit could coax