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There once was a lame POTUS liar
Who lit his own trousers on fire
With his fine tailored tongue
He spat faux pas far flung
Belching ballyhoos laced with barbed wire

There once was a Prez super slick
Who slapped the whole world with his dick
Roughing up free-press cock
Made him hard as a rock
And buttressed his top party trick

There once was a Trump reign of terror
From spooky electoral error
His mash-up of fright
Gave monsters delight
And goaded their number one scarer

There once was a spoiled POTUS child
Whose tantrums spun loco and wild
The hate in his words
Roused rabbles of turds
Stirring shitstorms of ethos defiled

There once was a party of fear
Starring Trump as a stony King Lear
His grave-digging guile
And bogeyman style
Put his hit horror show in high gear

There once was a grim undead nation
Ruled by monsters of hellish creation
The chief ghoul of the land
Had by fiendish command
Brought to life his pure evil creation

There once was a rip-roaring ruler
Whose fans belted brew from his cooler
With waves of the hand
He stirred up the band
And snipped each lobotomized drooler

There once was a Stars and Stripes canker
Chapping hides with raw two-party rancor
As the cannibals clamored
Old Glory got hammered
By lesions of misled Trump wankers