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There once was a Hitler-in-training
In swamps that would never see draining
Like a judge to a jury
He lashed out with great fury
In tirades of Sieg Heil complaining

There once was a pack-of-lies despot
Who twisted his words without respite
As a tyrant in training
He vetoed swamp draining
To shore up the Donald Trump cesspit

There once was a Prez switch-a-roo
A fox who knew just what to do
As a Donkey he failed
But his Elephant sailed
On ears from the same-old-stripe zoo

There once was a grim undead nation
Ruled by monsters of hellish creation
The top ghoul of the land
Howled such fiendish commands
It gave cause for his own deportation

There once was a POTUS of dread
Whose rage raised the land of the dead
His shuddersome rules
Spawned armies of ghouls
Hair-raisingly sick in the head

There once was a Sunshine State vote
That punched the left side in the throat
Getting tased by right spin
Gave Trump’s senate the win
But sank the enlightenment boat

There once was a Saudi prince pass
By a Prez with blood oil up his ass
Lighting crude thobes on fire
He backed murder for hire
In the filthy rich case of sheik cash

There once was a Prez mad with power
Who forced his opposers to cower
Like a cold-blooded twist
In a poisonous mist
His dark side refreshed on the hour