Hitler-in-Training
There once was a Hitler-in-training
In swamps that would never see draining
Like a judge to a jury
He lashed out with great fury
In tirades of Sieg Heil complaining
Despot
There once was a pack-of-lies despot
Who twisted his words without respite
As a tyrant in training
He vetoed swamp draining
To shore up the Donald Trump cesspit
Zoo
There once was a Prez switch-a-roo
A fox who knew just what to do
As a Donkey he failed
But his Elephant sailed
On ears from the same-old-stripe zoo
Undead Nation
There once was a grim undead nation
Ruled by monsters of hellish creation
The top ghoul of the land
Howled such fiendish commands
It gave cause for his own deportation
Dread
There once was a POTUS of dread
Whose rage raised the land of the dead
His shuddersome rules
Spawned armies of ghouls
Hair-raisingly sick in the head
Enlightenment
There once was a Sunshine State vote
That punched the left side in the throat
Getting tased by right spin
Gave Trump’s senate the win
But sank the enlightenment boat
Prince Pass
There once was a Saudi prince pass
By a Prez with blood oil up his ass
Lighting crude thobes on fire
He backed murder for hire
In the filthy rich case of sheik cash
Mas Power
There once was a Prez mad with power
Who forced his opposers to cower
Like a cold-blooded twist
In a poisonous mist
His dark side refreshed on the hour