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There once a Prez Frozen 2
An iceman who cameth unglued
He sculpted his haven
In whiteouts most craven
With busts of himself in the nude

There once was a Prez having fun
A line-of-fire prick on the run
Looking for his next meal
How a sous chef might feel
Who skinned and panfried everyone

There once was a Prez of the smear
A mudslinging fuck stick of fear
Going apeshit on cue
How his feculence flew
As he tromped into heil Hitler gear

There once was a Prez on his way
To his victory lap buffet
Mountebanks slitting throats
Made the race all too close
Putting justness to rest one more day

There once was a Prez in the ring
Who packed a sharp sack-tapping sting
This heavyweight brawler
With moves like a mauler
Struck far below belt on each swing

There once was a Prez of discord
A master at rousing the horde
How blindly they pointed
To crown their anointed
The G.I. Joe AWOL warlord

There once was a Prez of bullseyes
A cutthroat in mogul's disguise
In his Hollywood show
He tossed darts like a pro
Hitting targets that gave him a rise

There once was a Prez for those suckered
With unctuous lips fully puckered
They stood by his side
Fuming partisan pride
Their ass-licking tongues all but tuckered