Frozen 2
There once a Prez Frozen 2
An iceman who cameth unglued
He sculpted his haven
In whiteouts most craven
With busts of himself in the nude
Having Fun
There once was a Prez having fun
A line-of-fire prick on the run
Looking for his next meal
How a sous chef might feel
Who skinned and panfried everyone
Smear
There once was a Prez of the smear
A mudslinging fuck stick of fear
Going apeshit on cue
How his feculence flew
As he tromped into heil Hitler gear
One More Day
There once was a Prez on his way
To his victory lap buffet
Mountebanks slitting throats
Made the race all too close
Putting justness to rest one more day
In the Ring
There once was a Prez in the ring
Who packed a sharp sack-tapping sting
This heavyweight brawler
With moves like a mauler
Struck far below belt on each swing
Discord
There once was a Prez of discord
A master at rousing the horde
How blindly they pointed
To crown their anointed
The G.I. Joe AWOL warlord
Bullseyes
There once was a Prez of bullseyes
A cutthroat in mogul's disguise
In his Hollywood show
He tossed darts like a pro
Hitting targets that gave him a rise
For the Suckered
There once was a Prez for those suckered
With unctuous lips fully puckered
They stood by his side
Fuming partisan pride
Their ass-licking tongues all but tuckered