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There once was a POTUS so heinous
He mad-dogged fresh fibs from his anus
As a dirty old skunk
Pooping moist stinky junk
His peddled his tang to the brainless

There once was a fist-pumping POTUS
Who chewed up the land like a locust
His deft Kung Fu craze
Launched meine Führer ways
In hat tricks of pert hocus-pocus

There once was a snug upper crust
Pounding serfs to praetorian dust
The carte blanche jet-setters
Had boors tarred and feathered
Whilst hollering in-Trump-we-trust

There once was a massive blue wave
On the crest of high hopes it might save
But the swell petered out
On a whitecap of doubt
Making Trump the grand duke of his day

There once was a brash POTUS oaf
Who blatantly brushed off his oath
As a bombastic kaiser
With fans none the wiser
He pinched off a posh piddler's loaf

There once was a five-alarm blaze
Flaring up in a Donald Trump craze
At the core of the kindling
Burned a Hitleresque swindling
Of firebugs caught in the haze

There once was a messed up appointment
By the Prez of backroom anointment
His unguent of choice
Gave tossers a voice
In sinister deals of deployment

There once was a Donald Trump possum
As fictile as thistles in blossom
When it came to the law
It stuck deep in the craw
That his term underscored scant precaution