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There was was a Prez powder keg
A fuse on its final last leg
With the boss baby blues
And not one thing to lose
He blew up like a rotten bad egg

There once was a Prez losing steam
On the heels of his racist regime
He could swung a great deal
On some cheap hot-rolled steel
But brass tacks put an end to his scheme

There once was a Prez of the hoax
So foul it made chickenshits choke
His nose for deflection
Commoved his erection
For the lies his campaign falsely coaxed

There once was a Prez had it comin'
For deep quid-pro-quo chugaluggin'
But wails from his loons
In tremelo swoons
Stopped the dumb double-dealer from runnin'

There once was a Prez had a base
Of jackoffs with jizz on their face
Though blinded by splooge
They stuck by their stooge
Through far and wide spurts of disgrace

There once was a Prez who got mocked
For running the country half-cocked
Peddling poppycock poop
At least half flew the coop
But stalwarts still thought his shit rocked

There once was a Prez liked to cheat
Which made the mean mutt tough to beat
As a partisan cur
Of the twinkle-toed slur
He dished out his choice doggy treats

There once was a Prez of division
Cleaving libs and hayseeds with precision
His inane one-track mind
Swung an axe born to grind
On the merits of class circumcision