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There once was a boss from the tube
Who slathered his slander with lube
With cold cocksure babble
He jerked off the rabble
Turning fans into hoi polloi fools

There once was a Prez on the loose
A cannon who cooked his own goose
Shifty Sharpie in hand
He lampooned his own brand
Flaugin bunk from his dirty caboose

There once was a Prez off the rails
On sinking ships torn from their sails
At the helm of the craft
Stood a skipper so daft
He patched up the bildge pumps with nails

There once was a Prez of canards
Who dealt from a stacked deck of cards
With his villainous plan
He enveloped the land
Sending feces with heinous regards

There once was a Prez roughly yanked
When tripe from his mouth tartly tanked
On his way out the door
He pulled down his silk drawers
And got himself thoroughly spanked

There once was a Prez playing god
With the psyche of a crazed clumsy clod
His fan base of freaks
Licked the crack on his cheeks
And snowballed his satanic wad

There once was an orange deluder
A sneaky and savage intruder
From wild cowboy eyes
Flashed simian lies
Shot straight from his POTUS six-shooter

There once was a mess of a leader
Who ruled the whole world with his peter
When the cold conman Trump
Waved his limp little stump
It made small dick jokes even sweeter