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There once was a Prez turned to gold
His stinking and shambolic load
He ran wild in the roost
Like a dullard seduced
By the lies only he could have told

There once was a POTUS of strange
A cutthroat completely deranged
Working out of his home
In the grim Trumper Dome
He flipped like a pile of loose change

There once was a Prez full of fury
A go-getter prone to the scurry
His eyes told the story
Of curdled self-glory
And bigwigs are beyond bootless worry

There once was a Prez losing polls
Getting raked over out-to-lunch coals
His masterful strokes
Once fooled a few folks
But that's how pallucidness rolls

There once was a POTUS of rage
A whelp never coming of age
Stropping claws set on treason
He picked fights for no reason
As lone as wolves loosed from their cage

There once was a Prez of vexed flunkies
A tribe of desensitized junkies
They vocalized loudly
And chest-pounded proudly
As rabid as teeth-baring monkeys

There once was a Prez of misfeasance
A goldbricker gutted by grievance
Hellbent on hell raising
He governed guns blazing
In fits of harebrained inconvenience

There once was a Prez of the hissy
A loudmouth most raucously prissy
Belching sarcastic wit
He stirred up hawkish shit
With the recreant heart of sissy