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There once was a foxy Trump daughter
Whose daddy led sheeples to slaughter
As a princess she cooed
But as devil child drooled
For wealth that made wicked mouths water

There once was a Prez shitting bricks
For calumnies he could not fix
In fudge-packing sessions
Of turncoat transgressions
He wrecked the whole works just for kicks

There once was a POTUS outlaw
A scamp on his final last straw
As a lawless Paul Bunyan
And cold-blooded gunman
His con jobs came quick on the draw

There once was a Prez of dissention
Deep discord his keynote intention
Pitting left against right
He creamed hard with delight
In deals of raw anal retention

There once was a Prez for dull loonies
Thick hicks dwelling deep in the boonies
With brains made of mush
They rooted and gushed
For the smack of their ringmaster’s hooey

There once was a Prez of goon gambits
Who ran with a scab squad of bandits
His recreant pappies
Wore top-scarer nappies
Pantloaded on Mobster's Inc. planets

There once was a Prez would be king
A fat gangster rat of gauche bling
In a treehouse of crooks
He swung big meaty hooks
Consuming his gimps like The Thing

There once was a Prez hanging on
By the skin of his VIP dong
He liked to pretend
He would win in the end
But he met the same fate as King Kong