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There once was a Prez MCP
As go-as-you-please as can be
With a flash in the pan
He put oink in the can
Setting all of his cob rollers free

There once was a Don J. Trump minor
A scummy pretentious maligner
The Jr. they christened
So slimy he glistened
From sap of the silver-spooned whiner

There once was a Prez getting pumped
By ding-dongs who loved how he humped
His rise to the top
Turned out a big flop
Leaving frottage fans notably stumped

There once was a Prez poised for losing
Going down in the flames of his choosing
He riled up a base
But fell on his face
In the books of historical musing

There once was a POTUS free falling
From leadership highly appalling
His deadly defiance
Of cosmic compliance
Made stiffs bear the brunt of his mauling

There once was a POTUS trash-talker
A fractious and scurrilous squawker
Treating others like dirt
Got the jerk just deserts
As a cold-blooded pandemic stalker

There once were some Prez horror shows
Putting tags on macabre big toes
While his nevermore germ
Hushed the telltale infirm
He napped between rapped quid pro quos

There once was a Prez grooming killers
Sending plain decent folks to the chillers
His hit-and-run legion
Of thugs without reason
Laid to waste civic comme il faut pillars