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There once was a POTUS of vagaries
A capricious porker of fakeries
His lubricious words
Dropped ticklish turds
On droves of Orwellian peccaries

There once was a Prez like a Roman
A rampaging flesh-peddling showman
From his emperor’s throne
Of bisellium stone
He skippered ram ships of ill omen

There once was a POTUS to pity
For his tweet down in Super Bowl city
Over rainbows long gone
The chief got it all wrong
Sending KC some pigskin tough titty

There once was POTUS game changer
A clear and ad hoc present danger
As a schismatic oaf
He pinched a cracked loaf
Like a dog in a pile-of-poo manger

There once was a Prez full of swagger
Who cut off cussed heads with a dagger
As the gray matter rolled
He aggrandized his fold
With terpitude sundered to stagger

There once was a Prez kleptocrat
Who thunk like a two-timing rat
A cool Judas kiss
And nose for gold bricks
Loomed large in his belfry of bats

There once was a Prez of acquittal
Who played his skin flute like a fiddle
Drawing bows meant for kings
He struck perfect-fifth strings
In lopsided notes lubed with spittle

There once was a fey nation roiling
In partisan moats sadly soiling
With a new skip in town
They burned all bridges down
In a siege of republic recoiling