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There once was a Prez of tough titty
Who fussed for the sake of self-pity
As a silver-spoon boomer
Bouncing blameless ill humor
He carped at inane nitty-gritty

There was was a Prez prone to drowning
In cesspools of fibs so astounding
Getting way out of line
He left clear tracks and sign
Of doublespeak all too confounding

There once was a Prez on the take
Who liked to burn schmoes at the stake
As a flame-throwing winner
Sousing stiffs in paint thinner
He gave them the old shake and bake

There once was a Trump drooling demon
Who gave girls the gift of his semen
With a snort and a sniffle
He launched pre-POTUS missile
From suites made for horny-dog heathen

There once was a POTUS Jim-dandy
A peeping-Tom hooked on eye candy
Snorting Adderall pills
Gave his blue balls cheap thrills
And made the horndog extra randy

There once was a POTUS brassbound
In the ways of an old Basset Hound
As a derring-do dog
Living high on the hog
He licked his fat chops with a frown

There once was a flush POTUS mole
With big Russian dicks up his hole
As a crass counterspy
Vladdy spunk in his eye
He sold out his own quisling soul

The once was a Prez on the edge
Of a monkey-see-monkey-do ledge
On a last ticket ride
With bag rats by his side
He flubbed with a flawed last-ditch wedge