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​​​There once was a Prez know it all
An ace with his eye on the ball
The funk of his smarts
Like mute feisty farts
Ignited a nationwide brawl​​​

There once was a POTUS from Oz
A tin man long grasping at straws
His fib fest washed clean
Till Covid-19
When even the scarecrows gave pause

There once was a Prez less than wily
A coyote who chased his foes vilely
Like a cartoonish scamp
Chewing ass like a champ
He licked his wounds ever so slyly

There once was a Prez of dead air
In blackouts beyond all repair
He chined with precision
His watchdog excision
Of wrath on a wing and a prayer

There once was a Prez of the hustle
A faker who flipped for the tussle
The fraud rose to fame
On a lowdown blame game
Browning belts with his Buck's fascia muscle

There once was a Prez of pure gloss
Who suffered a pandemic loss
He buttered the asses
Of sitting-duck masses
With creamy white dictator's sauce

There once was a POTUS pretender
A charlatan repeat offender
As a playacting poser
And ham-it-up hoser
He reveled in spurious splendor

There once was a Prez plainly slow
A dunce playing dumb just for show
Trying hard to look clever
Proved a useless endeavor
For a clod clearly not in the know