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There once was a Prez getting off
Ripping rivalrous ass with a scoff
Riding high on the hog
He cornholed like a dog
In trenchant and truculent troughs

There once was a POTUS grandstanding
A master of crowds less demanding
They oohed and they aahed
Their highflying god
En route to a nasty crash landing

There once was a Prez locked and loaded
Who made mice of men plainly goaded
For the art of his spiel
He ate lamb every meal
Chawing fava beans fibs had eroded

There once was a POTUS backtracker
A backbiting backstabbing slacker
Like maggots chaw meats
They ate up his tweets
To hovel their moral code hacker

There once was a Prez got the boot
For crimes he could not give a hoot
Using partisan graft
He gave one side the shaft
And dallied balls deep in the loot

There once was sham POTUS trial
For a Prez in the wrong by a mile
Although guilty as sin
The old crook would still win
By a sly senatorial smile

There once was a Prez prone to puffing
A wolf cowing hogs with loud huffing
When he lied through his fangs
All his scared piglets sang
The praises of partisan roughing

There once was a Prez of vulgarity
A moot keystone cop of hilarity
His boorish Trump brand
Once shackled the land
In handcuffs of wicked disparity