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There once was a Prez liked to grumble
Who yammered to mask every stumble
As a fat faultless cat
Born a big blameless brat
His outrage came ready to rumble

There once was a Prez of castration
In the closed-casket roast of his nation
With a firebug’s flash
He torched truth into ash
Flaming on in mad flames of cremation

There once was a Prez liked to cheat
Stacking cards dealt to dodge his defeat
On a Red Russian binge
That made flag wavers cringe
He suckled on plump Putin teat

There once was a Prez of infection
With the biggest fat chance of detection
As the pandemic spread
Fans with bugs in their head
Glossed the tang of his balmy erection

There once was a POTUS named Trump
Just as grim as a cancerous lump
With the puslike success
Of a rectal abscess
He crapped gooey guile from his rump

There once was a Prez would be king
Who strapped on a pint-size cock ring
He gagged with delight
His gimp mask pulled tight
On mouth balls of viscid bling-bling

There once was a Prez in deep water
Who led his own people to slaughter
The big dogs got plush
But sheep he would flush
Down drains of unfortunate fodder

There once was an untried Prez precedent
Of mudslinging mirth for the decadent
His brats of the corn
Cheered on for more scorn
From booby traps recklessly negligent