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There once was a POTUS uncredible
Who paltered keen crock undetectable
Until one awful day
On pandemic display
His whoppers flopped clearly untenable

There once was a Prez out for blood
In the dog-eat-dog two-party mud
As a GOP mauler
In his chichi wolf collar
He bonked spaced-out skulls with a thud

There once was a Prez getting kicked
By a virus that had his ass licked
As a masked profiteer
Shedding counterfeit tears
He crowed at the sad sacks he tricked

There once was a Prez who bucked WHO
Balls deep in the dank doggy do
Only those staying woke
Got the gibe in his joke
Of a pooch pathogenically screwed

There once was a Prez of who knew
With a lower-than-average IQ
As a Mouseketeer sage
Half a tot’s mental age
He brainstormed like Mr. Magoo

There once was a Prez spun a virus
In tweets his varlets found desirous
As their microbe-in-chief
Backing pathogen grief
He twerked like a crazed Miley Cyrus

There once was a POTUS at large
As noxious as sludge on a barge
At his dregs of command
Filthy dross stained the land
From the mucky curmudgeon in charge

There once was a POTUS wet dream
A fuck fest much worse than it seemed
His green light to plunder
Tore Yankees asunder
In two-party dingaling cream