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There once was a Prez so amiss
He tore his own country to bits
With the look on his face
And the wayward disgrace
Of beastly kings taking a piss

There once was a Prez of commotion
The People’s King Tut of promotion
He zigged and he zagged
My what big teeth he had
To erase you just like an abortion

There once was a Prez going down
For sins of such hellish renown
He played dirty pool
Nads spattered in stool
On his romps as the consummate clown

There once was a Prez of pure greed
A scamp of the sandbaggers' creed
His shit-eating grin
And flair for sheer sin
Plied slick as a lubed anal bead

There once was a Prez under siege
For traitorous tricks up the sleeve
His self-admiration
For gross fabrication
Made facing the truth a pet peeve

There once was a Prez beyond crass
With tyrants balls deep up his ass
The guile from those jaws
Broke upstanding laws
In salvos of genocide gas

There once was a Prez throwing shade
At oaths he had wrongly betrayed
With piss-poor commanding
And brash bad-boy branding
He zapped his own hand-picked brigade

There once was a Prez getting blown
By whistles he biffed on his phone
Flapping spurious gums
He struck bad deals with bums
In quid-pro-quo trysts of deep cone