Freeze
There once was a Prez of the freeze
Pulling rank any way that he pleased
With a wink and a lie
He made eye for an eye
His signature tit-for-tat squeeze
Born to Rattle
There once was a Prez born to rattle
Coiled stiffly and ready for battle
With the wits of a tyke
But a diamondback's strike
His venom spread poisonous prattle
A Turd
There once was a Prez like a turd
At the top of a pile so absurd
We should have all known
In the truth-free Trump zone
Rule of law would become less preferred
Division
There once was a Prez of division
Who made one pernicious incision
He contrived his attack
Like a surgical quack
With divide and then conquer precision
Sitting Duck
There once was a Prez sitting duck
A bird of prey shit out of luck
With his briefs in a twist
He looked constantly pissed
His balls flapping free in the muck
Sneering
There once was a POTUS of sneering
At patriots shell-shocked and tearing
His full faithless measure
Of bad-mouthing pleasure
Kept every last sicko fan cheering
Just Like You
There once was a Prez just like you
With plenty of pooches to screw
All too famously bad
My what big balls he had
In baroque and beastly plain view
Knew Nothing
There once was a Prez who knew nothing
A klutz dodging truth without blushing
As a mum Sergeant Shultz
He furtively waltzed
To the beat of dead air darkly gushing