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There once was a Prez of the freeze
Pulling rank any way that he pleased
With a wink and a lie
He made eye for an eye
His signature tit-for-tat squeeze

There once was a Prez born to rattle
Coiled stiffly and ready for battle
With the wits of a tyke
But a diamondback's strike
His venom spread poisonous prattle

There once was a Prez like a turd
At the top of a pile so absurd
We should have all known
In the truth-free Trump zone
Rule of law would become less preferred

There once was a Prez of division
Who made one pernicious incision
He contrived his attack
Like a surgical quack
With divide and then conquer precision

There once was a Prez sitting duck
A bird of prey shit out of luck
With his briefs in a twist
He looked constantly pissed
His balls flapping free in the muck

There once was a POTUS of sneering
At patriots shell-shocked and tearing
His full faithless measure
Of bad-mouthing pleasure
Kept every last sicko fan cheering

There once was a Prez just like you
With plenty of pooches to screw
All too famously bad
My what big balls he had
In baroque and beastly plain view

There once was a Prez who knew nothing
A klutz dodging truth without blushing
As a mum Sergeant Shultz
He furtively waltzed
To the beat of dead air darkly gushing