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There once was a POTUS denier
Lighting p's and q's rashly on fire
As the Prez of pretend
He blew smoke to no end
With the chafe of a consummate liar

There once was a POTUS close shave
Breaking oaths nicked by razor-thin blades
As a matter of form
He took untruth by storm
In his kangaroo court run by knaves

There was a Prez set to plunder
The public’s entitlement thunder
He would cut to thin shreds
Medicare and cheap meds
Sending hard ups and have-nots asunder

There once was a Prez laying waste
Killing credo and good will with haste
How could one noxious man
Ream the forefathers’ plan
Of melting pot peace in one place

There once was a Prez of scare tactics
A bulldozing hack fully tackless
The buttholes he fisted
And arms that he twisted
Ached feebly from Trump prophylactics

There once was a Prez of his word
As sure as a fly on a turd
Although lacking in truth
He made lying more couth
In solo acts of the absurd

There once was a Prez of the dark side
A Snoke choked by madness a mile wide
As the leader supreme
In a lamebrained wet dream
He fingered the force with his false pride

There once was a Prez on the take
Burning per diem schmoes at the stake
As a flame-throwing winner
He doused stiffs in paint thinner
And razed their remains with a rake