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There once was a Prez laughing stock
A clown breaking bad round the clock
For his tommyrot dance
Bozo pooped down his pants
Then pulled out his doo-doo-stained cock

There once was a Prez of inflictions
A gascon of self-contradictions
His deplorables drooled
For hissy fits ruled
By abracadabra conniptions

There once was a Prez of bad turns
Dispensing the worst kind of burns
Hs nerve-ending waste
In fourth-degree haste
Gave lame-brains the least of concerns

There once was a Prez had ‘em fooled
A loadstone for dunces who drooled
Riding high on his tumbrel
They roared for the rumble
Of turbofan fury uncooled

There once was a Prez of the roast
Who stirred hateful shit coast to coast
His flotsam of words
Like rancorous turds
Assuaged vulgar asswipes the most

There once was a fine POTUS mess
A fell stroke of fate more or less
In the palm of his hands
His lobotomized fans
Got shredded in prefrontal chess

There once was Prez broke the rules
A scofflaw with nothing to lose
While shaking his ass
He sacked the mid-class
Fooled again by the two-party ruse

There once was a Prez of the tussle
A blitzkrieging brute born to bustle
Rolling howitzer style
He expunged with a smile
The haggard remains of his hustle