Laughing Stock
There once was a Prez laughing stock
A clown breaking bad round the clock
For his tommyrot dance
Bozo pooped down his pants
Then pulled out his doo-doo-stained cock
Inflictions
There once was a Prez of inflictions
A gascon of self-contradictions
His deplorables drooled
For hissy fits ruled
By abracadabra conniptions
Bad Turns
There once was a Prez of bad turns
Dispensing the worst kind of burns
Hs nerve-ending waste
In fourth-degree haste
Gave lame-brains the least of concerns
Fooled
There once was a Prez had ‘em fooled
A loadstone for dunces who drooled
Riding high on his tumbrel
They roared for the rumble
Of turbofan fury uncooled
The Roast
There once was a Prez of the roast
Who stirred hateful shit coast to coast
His flotsam of words
Like rancorous turds
Assuaged vulgar asswipes the most
A Fine Mess
There once was a fine POTUS mess
A fell stroke of fate more or less
In the palm of his hands
His lobotomized fans
Got shredded in prefrontal chess
Broke the Rules
There once was Prez broke the rules
A scofflaw with nothing to lose
While shaking his ass
He sacked the mid-class
Fooled again by the two-party ruse
Tussle
There once was a Prez of the tussle
A blitzkrieging brute born to bustle
Rolling howitzer style
He expunged with a smile
The haggard remains of his hustle